Your Clairy Godmother

You make me so happy. It's been so long since I've had a visitor at our theater! I'll prepare the cupcakes- wait, are cupcakes classy enough? Nevermind, I'll serve them tea! No, that’s too stereotypical! Oh, I'll just give them whatever we have! It just makes me so happy you’ve stumbled upon this theater, as not many humans do. Imagine that, a fairy godmother who barely interacts with humans. But perhaps you’d like to join me for a little cup of happiness? Trust me, you deserve it. I know humans live in a world ripe with cruelty, where innocence is as fragile as it is rare. While you may have your methods of surviving such harshness, I choose to defend myself from that bitterness through my passionate performances and media reviews. And I hope what I love can be loved by others as well. Yeah, my methods for spreading joy are a bit strange, but sometimes the strangest things can offer the most joy. And there’s one movie that grants me a very unique kind of happiness....

Star Fairies  (Animated Special) Hello my beautiful fairies! so nice to see you in my theater again. We're back in Wishcometrue for the last time to wrap up this review of the failed animated pilot/special, Star Fairies. Last week, we witnessed a fairy princess give sentient life to five other fairies who are pretty much completely fine with their sporadic existence and are eager to grant wishes for Earth's children. However, three bumbling elves steal Princess Sparkle's wand, and they have to team up with the dullest child in the entire galaxy to retrieve it. The adventure has truly begun, and we get to see how it all plays out! The Star Fairies, along with Sparkle and Hilary, fly across the realm of Wishcometrue to see that the selfish elves have used the wand to turn Wishcometrue into their personal playground, turning trees to bowling pins and mountains to ice cream, but the most alarming thing is that they stole The Wishing Well too. Sparkle, being the tutorial guide o...

It's about time I actually review something with the word "fairies" in the title. This is, like, what? My third review blog and NOW I'm reviewing something that blatantly has bluntly-stated fairies actually in it? Not magical flower sprites that vaguely resemble and act as fairies like Rose Petal Place,  but honest-to-godmother fairies. As a fairy myself, I am highly fascinated by human representation of my culture. You tend to come up with some wildly imaginative ideas full of unique worlds, interesting character designs, and interesting interpretations of fairy lore... or you litter your productions full of offensive stereotypes that border on the juvenile, misogynistic, or downright dumb. Those generic fairies you see with tiaras living in pink palaces? The ones that are just humans in traditional fairy gowns without any respect for the cultures they came from? My culture is not your costume! Not all us fairies are wealthy, and it's disgusting dollar stores wo...